Happy Christmas Everyone, Sorry for the Delay

I've said it once I'll say it again (as others have as well)..., "Form is temporary...Class is Permanent!"

Wenger is Such a Frenchman

What a pussy. As the saying goes, "Form is temporary. Class is permanent." Arsene Wenger exempilfied the "Form" part of the proverb two years ago. Ever since "The Special One" came on the scene, he's like the old kid who keeps getting held back a grade. Popular at first but quickly becomes verrrrry anoying. All the more reason Thierry Henry (whom exempifies the "Class" part of the proverb to the utmost) should pack his bags for the warm Spanish sunshine of Barcelona.

Good!

All I can say is, "Good!" Some people are just fucking idiots though. This is a non-issue in my eyes. It should be a non-issue as these decisions have absolutely NOTHING to do with Austria in any way, shape, or form. Huh? I just don't understand stupid people. "Fuck Dem!" as the Governator says.

Reds Feel "Cheated"

Liverpool lost 1-0 anyhow. It sounds like a doozy of a match with a bitter tasting ending.

You Know Why The Devil is Famous?

Well they say it's not because he's evil, but because he's been around a long time. In that case, perhaps that explains U2.

"He's Big, He's Red, His Feet Stick Out of the Bed"

Hopefully The Jolly Red Giant can repeat his double tomorrow against the Brazillian side.

"Bandits" and "Trouble-Makers"

Rookies! Seems we must send in a speciaty IED to do the job right.

Moscow to New York in 50mins!

Aerospaceplanes are a thing of the not so distant future it seems. Now this would be very cool. It even seems the flight from Moscow to Paris would be 20 mins! That is crazy!

Can You Have Any Moore Balls?

Wow! Art theives always are always interesting to me. I'm not sure how they pulled this one off. It must have weighed in at 3 tonnes or so.

Some Stupid People

Can you believe this shit? Poor Arnie!

Maradonna (AS Video Series)

Tie up your boots!

Scoring Points

Judge Bork on Original Intent Martinis

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk

Chop, Chop, Chop...whoooooosssshhhhh....ahhhhhhh!

Jackets, Phone Cards, Backpacks...and They Lost Two to Nil! Did I Forget to Mention a Goat?

Don't ask. Just read.

Mssr. Sharratt Does it Again

Just when I thought I've read the best of the Team of the Weeks, he ups the ante.

AS Rumor Mill

It seems Gus Hiddink may be going for the hat-trick (PSV, Australia, and perhaps Manchester United.)

I've Never Mentioned These Words in Capital Letters (AS Video Series)

New York Rangers win with this sick penalty shot

Who's Gonna Wager?

Iran just acknowleged (No Shit!?) that they are continuing to enrich uranium for nuclear power (yeah, my ass!) Anyhow, what are the bookies numbers for Israel with or without U.S. participation going at the moment? Anybody know? With U.S. is a little more difficult, although, The Officer's Club has a fantastic write up on that same development. It. Will. Happen. When is the only question.

Zenden off to Steadman in Colorado

Liverpool midfielder Boudewijn Zenden is off to see famed ligament surgeon Dr. Richard Steadman and is likely out for the rest of the season. Get your boots ready Harry and Djibril. Your chance to shine is upon you. Don't fuck it up!

The Britsh Love Their Footie, Well Doesn't Everybody?

Check out this British Embassy site to get the population integrated into German society.

Come Undone

Manchester United 1 - 2 Benfica
No UEFA Cup Either...Heh, heh, heh

Parasites

There are plenty mad bastards out there. Even on the Liverpool FC message board. I love when I find shit like this. It reminds me of Democrats in America who blame everything, and I mean EVERYTHING on President Bush. It's amusing.

Transfer Rumor Mill

It seems, at least according to Tuesday's Guardian paper, that Liverpool FC, top of Group G in the UEFA Champions League, fancy their chances a young Argentinian by the name of Gabriel Palletta for a mere £3 Million.

Respect! (AS Video Series)

Skinned!

Ladies and Gentlemen

It is my pleasure to introduce to you the Barrett XM-109. Wow!

Hours of Entertainment

Lock! Load! Pull!

Useless Knowledge

Did you know that Vermont and Kentucky were the only two states add stripes to the American Flag as well as a star? For a short spell in the 1790's Old Glory had fifteen stripes as well as fifteen stars.
Apparantly, the powers of that time saw that as more and more states joined the union, the flag would take on a decidedly "pink" tone as the stripes got thinner and thinner. So with the admission of Tennessee to the union, they reverted back to the original 13 stripes and continued adding the stars.
Take it in.

Yet Another Quality T.O.T.W.

Hats off to Alex Sharratt!

Some Suprising Ranking

Here are the latest FIFA world rankings. U.S. slipped from 7 to 8. The suprising one for me was that Czech Republic holds the number 2 spot.

Yet I Still Love This City

More "demonstrations" in Paris

The Age Old Question Finally has an Answer

Who is watching the watchers? Well it seems that the ones who are watching the watchers are the ones who are watching the watchers who are watching the washers!

L-I-V E-R-P Double O L, Liverpool FC

Liverpool 0 - 0 Chelsea
Top of the group....bitches!
Oh yeah, and fuck you Essien, you cunt! Why don't you and El Haji Diof go fuck yourselves in the back of of seedy gay bar!

Wow!

This is a good story. Good on them! Congratulations gentlemen!

You Have Good

...like myself, then you have REALLY good. Read it everyday.

Required Reading of the Day

...or just read it tomorrow as it is already 9:00pm

Two Words

Robbie Williams